"Despite being a favourite hobby of Julia Roberts and Kate Moss knitting is a filthy habit, which is why the Loop wholeheartedly supports the Savoy Hotel's anti-knitting stance. A bar manager in the London hotel was forced to turf out the infamous Cast Off Knitting Circle - who practice knitting in 'interesting places' - for inappropriate behaviour. The 30-strong orgy of wool and needles shocked staff in the hotel's American Bar, who were subjected to a solid hour of hardcore pearling. 'We were all very well dressed,' said one deviant knitter, missing the point entirely. 'The men were wearing ties and one of the women was wearing a ball gown. The other guests were enjoying watching. One even wanted to join our circle.' You filthy perverts. "